2. The one on the left actually LOOKS like my friend Lisa!

    (Source: lichterloh, via 10knotes)

  3. So the police were at my house….

    (Source: lexiesloan, via kittehkats)

  4. jessycanhasblog:

    Probably my fave Rickyism

    After zesty mordant and dressed all over chips


    (via shatnerian)

  5. tastefullyoffensive:

    Well, this ad is never going to work. [x]

  6. Remember this guy?

  7. (Source: omegaling, via wilwheaton)

  8. thereisnoblognameonlyzuul:


    My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.

    …they are no longer friends.

    This is beautiful.

    Oh snap!

    (via bedazzledqueef)

  9. Smile!

    (Source: sizvideos, via shatnerian)

  10. olivesnook:



    Rami Malek as Ahkmenrah in Night at the Museum

    why dont movie makers cast Egyptians in roles more often? because DAMN, i feel like they’re all wonderful beautiful faced people like Rami…and also because racial representation (idk if its called that?) is important,

    take note Ridley Scott

    Plus, duh, hot!

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