1. wisped:

    Finally a social issue I can get behind

     
  2. A classic!

    (Source: dayumbebe, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

     
  3. zesty-mordant:

    bewitchedette:

    zesty-mordant:

    williamshatnerstoupee:

    zesty-mordant:

    bewitchedette:

    zesty-mordant:

    williamshatnerstoupee:

    bewitchedette:

    williamshatnerstoupee:

    bewitchedette:

    Because I am 5 years old, I present to you the genitally-named attorneys “Stone & Wenus”.

    After I took this picture, either Mr. Stone or Mr. Wee-nus came out to presumably tell me to get off his lawn. I hope he wrote down my license plate number and finds me to see why I was taking this picture. I would love to tell him.

    Seen on Broadview Avenue, Toronto

    *furiously starts scripting new adult series, Stone & Weenus.*

    "Stone & Weenus: Yes, that is a gun in their pockets and they are glad to see you! This fall on Starz!"

    I demand an Executive Producer credit!

    We’re gonna be so rich, I tells ya!

    BROADVIEW? How have I missed this? I thought Naveed K. Butt, Lawyer on Gerrard was a good as it got my way.

    And someone needs to get on the theme song for Stone and Weenus. And some catchphrases

    Stone and Weenus: They’re Ballsy!

    Stone and Weenus: They Should Be Private Dicks!

    Stone and Weenus: They’ve got your backle, like wedding tackle.

    Captain: “Weenus, why you always gotta be so hard on Stone?”

    Weenus: “He had it coming.”

    "We’ll bend over backwards to get your man."

    You fellow Canadians will appreciate that I imagine it to the tune of “Max and Ruby”: Stone and Wenus/Wenus and Stone!

    I’m dying here. Will Stone and Weenus also have indifferent parents and a barely present grandmother?

    Okay, but I want the grandmother played by Terry and Dennis (The Flappy Bird Brothers)’ grandmother from Trailer Park Boys. “Cookies?”

    Friends, I just checked out their website. “Coming soon…”
    Really!

    (Source: laresearchette)

     
  4. bewitchedette:

    zesty-mordant:

    williamshatnerstoupee:

    zesty-mordant:

    bewitchedette:

    zesty-mordant:

    williamshatnerstoupee:

    bewitchedette:

    williamshatnerstoupee:

    bewitchedette:

    Because I am 5 years old, I present to you the genitally-named attorneys “Stone & Wenus”.

    After I took this picture, either Mr. Stone or Mr. Wee-nus came out to presumably tell me to get off his lawn. I hope he wrote down my license plate number and finds me to see why I was taking this picture. I would love to tell him.

    Seen on Broadview Avenue, Toronto

    *furiously starts scripting new adult series, Stone & Weenus.*

    "Stone & Weenus: Yes, that is a gun in their pockets and they are glad to see you! This fall on Starz!"

    I demand an Executive Producer credit!

    We’re gonna be so rich, I tells ya!

    BROADVIEW? How have I missed this? I thought Naveed K. Butt, Lawyer on Gerrard was a good as it got my way.

    And someone needs to get on the theme song for Stone and Weenus. And some catchphrases

    Stone and Weenus: They’re Ballsy!

    Stone and Weenus: They Should Be Private Dicks!

    Stone and Weenus: They’ve got your backle, like wedding tackle.

    Captain: “Weenus, why you always gotta be so hard on Stone?”

    Weenus: “He had it coming.”

    "We’ll bend over backwards to get your man."

    You fellow Canadians will appreciate that I imagine it to the tune of “Max and Ruby”: Stone and Wenus/Wenus and Stone!

    I’m dying here. Will Stone and Weenus also have indifferent parents and a barely present grandmother?

    Okay, but I want the grandmother played by Terry and Dennis (The Flappy Bird Brothers)’ grandmother from Trailer Park Boys. “Cookies?”

    (Source: laresearchette, via laresearchette)

     
  5. bewitchedette:

    pbstv:

    In case you missed itsesamestreet started their own version of Comic Con — Numeric Con! 

    All the super cool muppets were in attendance, including Doctor Two, Fiverine, the Dark Nine, and CapTEN Kirk!

    This was today’s Sesame Street and I clearly loved it more than my kids.  If I were to go to Numeric Con, I would go as Lumpy Eight Princess.

    (via laresearchette)

     
     
  6. williamshatnerstoupee:

    zesty-mordant:

    bewitchedette:

    zesty-mordant:

    williamshatnerstoupee:

    bewitchedette:

    williamshatnerstoupee:

    bewitchedette:

    Because I am 5 years old, I present to you the genitally-named attorneys “Stone & Wenus”.

    After I took this picture, either Mr. Stone or Mr. Wee-nus came out to presumably tell me to get off his lawn. I hope he wrote down my license plate number and finds me to see why I was taking this picture. I would love to tell him.

    Seen on Broadview Avenue, Toronto

    *furiously starts scripting new adult series, Stone & Weenus.*

    "Stone & Weenus: Yes, that is a gun in their pockets and they are glad to see you! This fall on Starz!"

    I demand an Executive Producer credit!

    We’re gonna be so rich, I tells ya!

    BROADVIEW? How have I missed this? I thought Naveed K. Butt, Lawyer on Gerrard was a good as it got my way.

    And someone needs to get on the theme song for Stone and Weenus. And some catchphrases

    Stone and Weenus: They’re Ballsy!

    Stone and Weenus: They Should Be Private Dicks!

    Stone and Weenus: They’ve got your backle, like wedding tackle.

    Captain: “Weenus, why you always gotta be so hard on Stone?”

    Weenus: “He had it coming.”

    "We’ll bend over backwards to get your man."

    You fellow Canadians will appreciate that I imagine it to the tune of “Max and Ruby”: Stone and Wenus/Wenus and Stone!

    (Source: laresearchette, via shatnerinspace)

     
  7. bewitchedette:

    zesty-mordant:

    williamshatnerstoupee:

    bewitchedette:

    williamshatnerstoupee:

    bewitchedette:

    Because I am 5 years old, I present to you the genitally-named attorneys “Stone & Wenus”.

    After I took this picture, either Mr. Stone or Mr. Wee-nus came out to presumably tell me to get off his lawn. I hope he wrote down my license plate number and finds me to see why I was taking this picture. I would love to tell him.

    Seen on Broadview Avenue, Toronto

    *furiously starts scripting new adult series, Stone & Weenus.*

    "Stone & Weenus: Yes, that is a gun in their pockets and they are glad to see you! This fall on Starz!"

    I demand an Executive Producer credit!

    We’re gonna be so rich, I tells ya!

    BROADVIEW? How have I missed this? I thought Naveed K. Butt, Lawyer on Gerrard was a good as it got my way.

    And someone needs to get on the theme song for Stone and Weenus. And some catchphrases

    Stone and Weenus: They’re Ballsy!

    Stone and Weenus: They Should Be Private Dicks!

    Stone and Weenus: They’ve got your backle, like wedding tackle.

    Captain: “Weenus, why you always gotta be so hard on Stone?”

    Weenus: “He had it coming.”

    (Source: laresearchette, via laresearchette)

     
  8. williamshatnerstoupee:

    bewitchedette:

    williamshatnerstoupee:

    bewitchedette:

    Because I am 5 years old, I present to you the genitally-named attorneys “Stone & Wenus”.

    After I took this picture, either Mr. Stone or Mr. Wee-nus came out to presumably tell me to get off his lawn. I hope he wrote down my license plate number and finds me to see why I was taking this picture. I would love to tell him.

    Seen on Broadview Avenue, Toronto

    *furiously starts scripting new adult series, Stone & Weenus.*

    "Stone & Weenus: Yes, that is a gun in their pockets and they are glad to see you! This fall on Starz!"

    I demand an Executive Producer credit!

    We’re gonna be so rich, I tells ya!

    BROADVIEW? How have I missed this? I thought Naveed K. Butt, Lawyer on Gerrard was a good as it got my way.

    And someone needs to get on the theme song for Stone and Weenus. And some catchphrases

    (Source: laresearchette, via shatnerinspace)

     
  9. pleatedjeans:

    via

    Brilliant.

     
  10. Bring your Cat to Work Day didn’t work out at the creperie.

    (via kittehkats)